Q: What is a Mennonite?
A: We’re like Amish Lite. Social justice, community, simplicity, and pacifism. If you want to know more about them please don’t look at me… there’s way better examples out there than me.
Q: Why do you quilt outside the lines?
A: Because if the quilts I make have too high a retail value I worry they’ll get stolen, poor quilting keeps them safe. No, I’m quilting outside the lines because metaphor.
Q: Isn’t homeschooling just for weirdos?
A: It sure is.
Q: How are you so incredibly awesome?
A: It’s still a mystery, but scientists are working tirelessly to figure it out.