Top 5 Things I’m Tired of Hearing About on Facebook

1. Obamacare.  You’re in favor of it?  You won, quit bragging, only dicks keep bragging.  You think it’s going to send our country to hell?  Go whine about it in the corner like a good little loser.

2. 50 Shades of Grey.  If you’re enjoying the book that’s awesome, but you’re not getting any gold stars from me for your ability to brag about being a literary lemming.  If you don’t want to read it don’t… your constant status updates and links about how you’re a “woman of God” and “women of God don’t read things like that” just make you look like a bitter old hag.

3-5.  Sorry, I don’t actually have anymore.  I just wanted to bitch about those two things.

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2 thoughts on “Top 5 Things I’m Tired of Hearing About on Facebook

  1. Ha. Another reason why we don’t do facebook. Stupid people.
    And what is this book? I don’t know what “things like that” are, but it sounds like potential dirtiness…I’ll have to look in to that. Ha.

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