Precursor to the birds and bees

The conversation I just had with Verona while she had Finnegan took a bath:

Verona- “Finnegan have weird belly button.  But cord fall down.  Now have normal belly button.”
Me- “Yeah, the stump of his umbilical cord fell off.  It happens to all babies, it happened to you too when you were a baby.”
Verona- “Finnegan have normal belly button now.  Verona have belly button.  Mommy have belly button.”
Me- “Yep, we all have belly buttons.”
Verona- “Finnegan not have weird belly button now…”

(she stares at Finn for a few moments)

“but Finnegan have weird vagina.”

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2 Comments Add yours

  1. Hahahahahahhahaha, that’s just awesome!

  2. Wilson says:

    I cannot even express how tremendous that is. Take that, Freud!

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