Apparently the world is ending tonight. So the real question is, what should I do with my last day on earth?
It begs an interesting question… if the world really was ending what would you want to do with your last day? I’m not entirely sure but it may be easier to just see how my day is stacking up thus far. So far this morning I have slept in, had good sex, ate some toast, read Dinosaur vs Bedtime 30x to Verona, played outside, cleaned the bathroom, and am now wasting time online while eating chips and half watching the documentary that Josh has on.
While I love sleeping in I don’t know if spending more of my last day on earth unconscious is a wise choice… that decision is up in the air. Quality sex, toast, and reading are all fun things so that’s a win… and as an added bonus I can rest assured that if the world does end in a few hours I will never have to read Dinosaur vs Bedtime again which sounds pretty good right now. Playing outside with V, good time usage. Cleaning the bathroom… cheese and rice I am going to be SO PISSED if the world does end and I just spent time cleaning a freaking bathroom. Last day fail. Wasting time online/this mildly interesting documentary aren’t spectacular uses of my precious time but David and Verona are both napping so I don’t have any family time I should be doing instead, and I probably shouldn’t waste anymore time cleaning so I’m alright with that choice. I probably should, however, just go ahead and eat this whole giant bag of chips since I don’t have to worry about getting fat anymore.
So in the unlikely event that I turn out to be wrong tonight, the crazies got it right, and the rapture really happens in a few hours I’m pretty satisfied with my last day on earth. To make sure it’s an A+ last day though I should probably spend my afternoon having more sex, eating Panda Express, and taking a really good poop… and maybe go let all the animals out of the zoo because that’s always sounded like fun.
What would you do if you thought the apocalypse was happening tonight? Is there anyone reading this who actually thinks it will? (And don’t be shy… not answering that last question might be considered lying and keep you from that rapture so tell tell tell!)
I’ll read your comments tomorrow… hopefully. 🙂