Hey Monday, Suck It

I haven’t done a Suck It Monday post it a while, so here you go.

It’s weird as hell and starts out kind of slow, but bare with me and keep watching.  Now, for your viewing pleasure, I present Dr. Tran : Fruit Hat.

Hey Monday, Suck It – Epic Rap Battles

Here I am again to rescue you (or at the very least throw you a life vest) from the suckitude that Monday can sometimes be with a bit of lowbrow and possibly mildly innappropriate humor. Hey Monday, suck it.

Epic Rap Battles of History, David discovered this series on youtube today and I need to share the joy with you.  They’re all fantastic but my favorites are Napoleon Bonapart vs. Napoleon Dynamite, and Darth Vader vs. Hitler.

Enjoy.

Hey Monday, Suck It – Pop Music

Here I am again to rescue you (or at the very least throw you a life vest) from the suckitude that Monday can sometimes be with a bit of lowbrow and possibly mildly innappropriate humor.  Hey Monday, suck it.

Today’s adventures lead us to a land that is simultaneously amusing, informative, and a little depressing… but mostly amusing.  That is, the land of pop music.

The Four Chord Song preformed by Axis of Awesome showing why it’s so easy to look proficient at playing the guitar how pretty much every single pop song from the past half a century has been written with the exact same progression of the same four chords  and my celebri-crush Jon LaJoie singing us a typical pop song.  Enjoy.

Hey Monday, Suck It.

Here I am again to rescue you (or at the very least throw you a life vest) from the suckitude that Monday can sometimes be with a bit of lowbrow and possibly mildly innappropriate humor.  Hey Monday, suck it.

Today’s installments are oldies but goodies.  My roommate in college and I watched these A LOT back in the dorm days and I hadn’t seen them in a while so I decided it was time to bring them back.  And yes, I did watch them again before posting to double check that they’re still funny post-college (aka when you’re not high) and am satisfied that they are.

So here is a short video about the end of the world and another of a cartoon bunny lamenting the fact that… well… you’ll see.

Hey Monday, Suck It!

I’m starting a new weekly segment on here called “Hey Monday, Suck It!”, and by weekly I mean probably sometimes on Monday when I remember or until I get tired of doing it… because I could pretend I have a stick-to-it kind of personality and totally finish all the things I start but it’s too early in the morning for such unabashed deception.  Also, I considered calling it something cuter like the “Monday Pick-Me-Up” or “Break From Monday Blahs” but thanks to the child inside my trying his hardest to get out and my body’s blatant refusal to oblige him I’m having a pretty uncomfortable Monday myself so… suck it.

Anyway, every Monday (or when I remember and want to) I’ll post something amusing, and in the spirit of the day it will probably be something a least partially inappropriate and lowbrow (although not something so awful my own kids haven’t seen at least once) so if you’re easily offended or my mom you should probably skip it.

Here, for your very first Monday installment is the music video for Boombox by Lonely Island… it’s been suck in my head lately and cracks my bottom of the barrel sense of humor up every time I see it.  Enjoy.