Conversations with a two year old

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Me: “What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Verona: ”I want to be a giraffe.”
Me: “You want to be a giraffe?”
Verona: “A giraffe… or maybe a fruit smoothie.”
Me: “If you were a fruit smoothie somebody might eat you.”
Verona: “If I was a fruit smoothie I would be DELICIOUS!”

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3 Responses »

  1. Love this.

    Did Verona every say _why_ she wanted to be a giraffe?

    I ask because I always wanted to be a little, brown bird when I was a kid. I thought flying would be the coolest experience ever.

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